Did you know In the U.S, we have “Prom” to celebrate the end of High School In Canada, they have a thing called “Grad Vacation”, where they get to go anywhere in the world with a set amount of friends for 2 weeks. brb Moving to Canada.
most inspiring lil wayne lyrics almost drowned in the pussy so i swam to her butt you think your shit don’t stink but you are mrs P U i wear them skinny jeans so you can see my fat wallet when im done she hold me like a conversation weezy baby i’m down like the economy i’m back like i forgot something Lmao
I love how my boyfriend gets along with my mom. She actually hugs him. Which now that I think of it is weird as fuck. Cause she never hugs anyone. I love a lot of things about him. Except when he tries to put his bare feet on my face. Asshole.
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
Just surprised my boyfriend with a honeydew snow at his work…..all the way in Stockton. My goodness. He better drink that shit.
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